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schaudwen:

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it’s rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you


detectivehole:

“i let my friends/partner go through my phone” people baffle me like i don’t even have anything worth hiding on mine and id still turn it into shrapnel before i let anyone browse through it. id prefer it be a fine metallic mist than let anyone see the recipe tabs i have open. it’s my right and my right alone to know what strange games i downloaded from janky yet intriguing ads



openworldadventurer:

totally-original-artist:

krystal-prisms:

haropla:

vergess:

badsciencejokes:

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

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You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

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foolforshera:

funnytwittertweets:

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I’d say this applies to writers as well.


mosticonicposts:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

jokesarefunny:

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

yesthatgino:

firefox-official:

risenempire-deactivated20210506:

firefox-official:

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

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his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

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certified iconic post


huyandere:

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i love weird barbie


baekslight:

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baekyhun on exo’s tiktok (x)


prinnamon:

prinnamon:

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)


a-lil-strawberry:

hawkeyedflame:

found out today that the “no don’t [action] your so sexy aha” meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

good to know. you took one for the team


catgirl-kaiju:

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat


a-very-confused-gremlin:

pinene:

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google you gotta relax

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gemsign:

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THIS COULD BE YOUR ODYSSEY.


nonasuch:
“teamkrissy:
“katameme:
“”
Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment
” ”

nonasuch:

teamkrissy:

katameme:

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Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment

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uiruu:
“warthog-jake:
“bigredm38-2:
“uncle-beanbag:
“complete-trash-and-despair:
“srsfunny:
“So so gullible
”
Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol
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Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.
It breaks...

uiruu:

warthog-jake:

bigredm38-2:

uncle-beanbag:

complete-trash-and-despair:

srsfunny:

So so gullible

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

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I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

you at the rock shop

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